1. Ainsley has left us too soon. He was far more fun to watch than Carol, Kirsty, Jamelia and Jeremy-on-a-ballroom-week.
2. Anton needs to be banned from teaching or choreographing Latin. What a shambles. Get Ian Waite in! Job-shares are a progressive move, anyway. Anton would enjoy the time off to sup tea with Widde and go tie shopping.
3. Jeremy must do Latin dances only. I AM SERIOUS PEOPLE. It will be a travesty if we are not treated to some paso cape-work and rumba hip action before he goes.
4. Yes, Kirsty was better, but still massively overmarked. Has she signed up for the tour...? *innocent face*
5. New lows were reached with that synchronised-swimming pro-routine. I
know charlestons are supposed to be goofy, but the beachballography was especially shoddy. Watching ballroom world champion Joanne Clifton - who was employed, let us not forget, solely for the pro-dances - gurn and roll on an inflated ball seemed a bit of a waste.
6. Yes, this a sixth thought but how could I forget?!!!!!!
"BULL'S BOLLOCKS!"
*cries laughter*
7. (Seven thoughts, it's fine.) After an underwhelming weekend, which was uninspiring to blog (the main concern, let's face it), I find myself in the unusual position of looking forward to Halloween week. Not only have I embraced Halloween this year, to the extent that I will be dressing my baby as a glow-in-the-dark skeleton, but I also know there'll be something to mock. Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
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