3 September 2011

Sleb rumour updates

Rumour mill update: Lulu, Bremner and Harry Judd from McFly are cropping up now. Lulu is an obvious pairing for Vinthent to me - small and feisty, and she's already (allegedly) practiced the horizontal tango with Jason Orange.

In the name of research (see how good I am to you guys) I just googled 'how tall is Rory Bremner' - and, of course, Google delivered: 6 ft 1, apparently. Surely it's Nat's year for an older gent? And Bremner might not be so terrible - he can just channel his best Anton impression (*voms*). Besides, they wouldn't dare give Natalie 'fembot' Lowe an out-and-out duffer - her control board would overheat and explode.

As for Harry McFly (he's the drummer, and I didn't even have to google that), he's already done the Children In Need version, danced with Ola - and won, but I'm not sure I remember high quality dance ability. So far, he seems to be the best hope for young, hot, man-flesh - which is worrying. Call me old-fashioned, but I find it hard to fancy a man so reliant on hair-straighteners.

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