And it’s Ola and Paul we’ve lost this week, and with them, Lanna’s £1. I’m sure they, and the lovely Debbie McGee liked that, not a lot, that’s magic, say yes Paul (yes Paul), etc. Fear not though flesh fans – I’m sure Ola and her dental floss meets candy floss costumes will continue to appear throughout the series. So far my favourite outfit was the ‘ass piece’ she wore in the opening show. (Thanks to my sister for coining that phrase.)
The Sunday results show continues to be essentially void of tension (#bringbackthedanceoff), but my what excellent pro-dance numbers. If you didn’t see the Charleston (theme: doing a zany dance whilst waiting at a bus stop) or the gang bang bondage Tango performed by Flavia and her bitches, then get thee to the iPlayer pronto! (Look out especially for the bit where James Jordan nearly drops Flavia. Mwahahaha.)
In other news, Tina ‘Corrie’ O’Brien had chicken pox – if she’s not back this week, then she and Jared, are OUT. Gavin trembles for his £1 stake.
This Saturday will also herald the return of Ian Waite and (I pray) his red trousers. He’ll be dancing with Michelle ‘Destiny’s Child no not Beyoncé, no not the other one, yes her’ Williams. It’s all for very sad reasons really – Brendan Cole’s father passed away, so he’s taken a leave of absence.
Finally, the Widdecombe juggernaut shows no sign of defeat. And yes, I am referring to Ann’s bosom. Where are Trinny and Susannah when you need them?
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